Condoms Get Out Of The Closet

If you think flavoured and ribbed condoms are all you need to add fun to safe sex, well, you don’t know what you are missing out on. From glow-in-the-dark to flared fits and from tri-coloured ones to warm lubricant releasers, we bring you a low-down on some of the most evolved wear-on contraceptives on World’s Aids Day.

The power saver

So you like it with the lights on while your partner prefers the comfort of the dark. Fret not. Surprise her with the triple-layered glow-in-the-dark condom that will make you a knight in ‘shining’ armour. Don’t forget to expose it to light for 30 seconds before you get into the glowing act.

Magic massage

If extra dotted and ribbed hasn’t got your neighbours complaining of sleepless nights, go in for dual texture. No, we don’t recommend you wearing double-protection. Simply use a combination condom - partly dotted and partly ribbed. And for all those guys who always thought rubbers were biased to women, stores now offer condoms ribbed on the inner side as well!

Getting a grip

Have condom slip-offs been your worst nightmare? Perhaps it’s time to buy a fresh stock of contoured condoms. Offering a narrow, slimmer fit as against the straight fit latex, it promises easy wear and better grip. What’s more, it widens towards the tip, almost making it a comfort classic.

The bulge manager

For all those who have been whining about not enough ‘head’ space, there’s reason to cheer. The flared condom, available in plain or textured versions, widens up towards the tip to ensure suffocation free sex. Now, be bold about your bulge.

Tickle buddy

French ticklers start where the line between condoms and toys blurs. A novelty condom that needs to be worn over a regular condom, this one seeks to massage the pleasure points with bumps, crests and protrusions. For those of you are curious but doubtful, remember, it’s just an add-on accessory and can be done away with in a jiffy.

Fun flavour

Old is gold and this flavoured condoms are no exception. But if all those fruit flavours have got you feeling like Adam and Eve, head straight for that chocolate condom! Yes, after chocolate syrups and liqueur chocolates, you can follow it up with a choco contraceptive to lend the night an aphrodisiac theme. Also available are cola flavours for junk-food lovers and mint for those wanting to add a refreshing zing to their love life.

Colourful companion

Don’t know her favourite colour and asking her would spoil the surprise? Rather then playing the guessing game or buying a dozen packs that may give her desperate signals, go for multi-coloured rubbers. Choose one with opposite colour palates – red, blue and yellow or stick to varying shades of the same family.

Heating it up!

After you have tried all the above adventures, there’s time for some real spunk. Reach out to the warming condom. It attends to the pleasure points of both the partners by releasing a warm fluid on coming in contact with natural body moisture. Sizzling hot idea, isn’t it?

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the.aloke December 1st, 2009

What are the above brands / make & where are they available in mumbai…

Goldie December 3rd, 2009

sounds like fun…but what brand are these and where in local markets do u get these varieties??

Neel December 4th, 2009

Awesome info… :)

Rahul Basu December 7th, 2009

The glow-in-the-dark and chocolate, bubble-gum flavoured varieties are available with Moods. As for the combination textured condoms, DurexPleasureMax is an easily available option with major chemists in India. You can also buy both the brands from their online stores. As for the ones with warm lubricant releasers, they are marketed by Trojan. Your best bet for these as well as the French Ticklers would be friends returning from abroad.

DirtyDiana December 9th, 2009

how come the fruit flavors are useful in condoms. I hope these fruit flavored condoms are not meant for oral.

msn December 9th, 2009

Is there an article on sex-toys? ;)

Natasha August 26th, 2010

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