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May 31st, 2007

I’m here to tell you all that there is a world outside of Kingfisher. Far out there, in the corners of the earth, awaits a world of delicious suds available in all colors, tastes, densities and strength. I’m here to tell you this revolution can and should take place in our very own land. I’m here to tell you that Dr. Mallya has put a curse on us all. I’m here to break that curse. Now that I have your attention, I’ll dive right in to the topic. Why can’t I get beer in India!? No, wait. Before you comment, I know - but that’s Kingfisher. I know I can get Kingfisher in India. What about a tall pint of Hefeweizen with a slice of lemon? Or what about a bottle of Newcastle Ale? No Guiness on tap? What about a hardy IPA? And what about a light beer for when I’m feeling fat and guilty? It’s time I expose you all to the wonderful world of suds that exists outside of the little evil green bottle. Read on:

Hefeweizen (Wheat Beer): Hefeweizen is a German style wheat beer in which the yeast is not filtered out. Wheat beers generally are paler in color and have a light flavour. It usually has a sweeter flavour and creamier consistency than others. Hefeweizen is known for its slight overtone of banana flavours and is usually served in a pint with a wedge of lemon.

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India Pale Ale (Light Ale): India Pale Ale is yet another method of brewing beer and has its base in hops rather than wheat, giving it a much more bitter flavour. It is usually a light reddish brown in color and has a higher alcohol content than other lighter beers.

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Guinness (Stout): Guinness is probably one of the most recognized beer brands in the world. It is a dry stout, extremely dark in color, thick in consistency. The distinctive flavour of tobacco, espresso, and chocolate comes from the roasted barley which remains unfermented. The thick creamy head (keep your mind out of the gutter) is the result of a nitrogen mix being added during the serving process. Guinness is primarily made from barley malt, hops & brewers yeast. A portion of the barley steamed, rolled and roasted to give it that dark color and distinctive taste. Despite its reputation as “meal in a glass”, it only has 198 calories per imperial pint (20oz), fewer than an equal sized glass of skim milk or orange juice.

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Newcastle Brown Ale (Brown Ale): Newcastle Brown Ale is an English brown ale. Brown ales are typically made with dark or brown malt. They range from deep amber to brown in color and usually have caramel flavor overtones to it, due to the roasted malt. The British ales, such as Newcastle, tend to be darker, sweeter, and lower in alcohol content, whereas an American brown ale, such as Sierra Nevada Brown Ale, tend to be drier, more bitter, have a heavier body, and a slight accent of citrus due to the American variety of hops.

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This is by no means even close to an exhaustive list of the wonderful suds that are out there, waiting to be consumed and appreciated. I’m sure you all have your favourite pint of suds. I await the day that India truly gets its first legitimate brewery or Beer Haus. Even the five star hotels won’t surprise you beyond a longneck of Corona. I’m asking for the real deal. Is that too much to ask?

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gauravjain says:

You are missing the greatest one of them all Stella Artois or Wifebeater. Its coming to Bombay very soon.

One may also try the very first Pilsner ever brewed Pilsner Urquell.

There are not many original India Pale Ale makers left that work with the old recipes.

Another thing to try for fun is to match cuisine with beer instead of wine. it actually works quite well. Chinese with Tsingtao, Thai with Singha, Mexican with Dos Equis (XX) and so on.

shakfoo says:

deapthought you’ve forgotten about the good old 40oz of malt liquor too. The only reason it’s not called beer is due to its significantly higher alcohol content but all the ingredients are exactly the same. There’s nothing quite like sitting on the front stoop with your homies and sipping on a 40oz of Mickey’s (or a St. Ides) on a hot summer afternoon in the ‘hood!

Also, another of my favorites is a rich cream ale like Boddington’s - the London pub experience is incomplete without it!

Anand says:

Ah, you revived many a old memories of drinking Hefeweizen with my buddies in Seattle. I’ve always loved the Hefeweizen from Pyramid Breweries.

The question is, where do you get these good varieties in Mumbai or Bangalore? Do are we destined to drink KF for the rest of our lives?

On a side note, it was in the news papers yesterday that they are going to reduce the 550% duty that they currently charge for imported alcohol.

gauravjain says:

i wonder if liquor shops could import something specific if asked.

shakfoo says:

gauravjain, I think that’s a distinct possibility. Of course, you would have to order sufficient quantity to make it worth their whie (i.e. I don’t think you will be abe to import just a 6-pack). I can’t say for certain but I bet Shah Wines @ Crawford Market would be a good liquor shop to approach with this request.

gauravjain says:

well. lets hear some favs?

just for the record Guinness is available here and there in case someone is thirsty

deapthought says:

Not on tap though, just in those dreadful cans

shakfoo says:

Don’t they serve draught Guiness at Geoffrey’s? Not much of a stout drinker myself but I could have sworn that they did.

Some of my faves:
- Sam Adams Holiday Proter (Boston, MA)
- Blue Moon Belgian White (Golden, CO)
- Boddington’s Cream Ale (Manchester, UK)
- Sierra Nevada IPA (Chico, CA)
- Leinenkugel’s Honey Weiss (Chippewa Falls, WI)
…and just for old time’s sake…Pabst Blue Ribbon (Milwaukee, WI)

gauravjain says:

Guinness on top ? hahahahah that will be the day…

you know the best or fav’s are easy. how about the worst you have ever had?

Genny Light
Labatt Blue

deapthought says:

Oh wow - the worst beers?

Michelob Ultra has to top the list for me.

Another few favourites I have to list here:
1. Sam Adams
2. Fat Tire - how could I forget!?

shakfoo says:

Having lived in Wisconsin, I have truly seen the best and worst beers of all time. I forgot to mention one other one that’s really quite super: Chimay Red (and Blue). Both are excellent beers made in Chimay, Belguim

Now for the downright nasty ones…

- Stroh’s (aka Ho’s)
- Black Label
- Brigade
- Rolling Rock
- MGD Lite
- Miller Dry (this one was so disgusting that I don’t even think they make it anymore)

gauravjain says:

Rolling Rock, oh my i remember that shite!

sunit says:

The worst local ones I have had:

- Kajuraho
- London Pilsner
- Knock out
- Zingaro
- Royal Challenge

smallsquirrel says:

the worst ever has to be:
MILWAUKEE’S BEST LIGHT

in college we just referred to it as “The Beast”

Genessee Cream Ale also sucks

akaGOPI says:

I think most have hit upon my favorites as well:

Chimay (all time favorite)
Boddingtons
21st Amendments DOUBLE IPA (puts you on your a*s)
Fat Tire
Guinness (of course)

All time WORST beer (aside from the Indian sh*t which is all terrible): Miller High Life

Aditya says:

The best beer I tasted was at the John Harvard’s brew house in Long Island. The serve pumpkin beer which is truly amazing. The worst…all the american lites (now we know why they have to spend so much on big budjet advertising)

Bhang Lassi says:

Seriously, is there not a single bar in Mumbai with good beer?

deapthought says:

Not that I know of - Geoffrey’s on Marine Drive has Guinness (in cans). Some upper end Chinese restaurants have Sapporo (even though that’s a Japanese beer). Outside of that, forget about getting Amber Ales, Wheats, and anything else even mildly interesting.

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